NYC haikus

nedhepburn:

girl u say u r
in a band; artist. just say
u live in studio.

cokey guy at party
won’t stop talking to my face.
talk to hand, man. LOL

Park Slope full of children.
like depressing urban version
of Lord Of The Flies.

hard 2 find pssbl wife
in room full of Gossip Girl
extras. srsly dood.

how is this beer $9?
how is beer more thn sammich?
i ask u this, bro.

OKCupid girl
pls stop talkin about yr cats.
makin me v sad.

Oh, OKCupid.
7 mlln ppl in NYC.
and no wvs 4 me?

took E at prty.
feel like stuck in VH1.
bad comedown. O god.

Y U NO GO WHER
I WANT 2 GO, CABBIE?
THT IS YR JOB, BRO.

Source: nedhepburn

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