When I see people wearing flip-flop sandals in public, it sickens me. What if Red Dawn happens and some Communists land in parachutes, and we have to suddenly run or fight them, and you’re wearing flip-flip sandals?! That’s beachwear.
Nick Offerman, demonstrating why there is no room for flip-flops on the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness (via putthison)

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    If it’s a hot, humid day, open footwear makes you look like a sensible human being, rather than a slave to rules.
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